When I was in college I recall telling my roommate that Guam was just an inherently funny word. I felt all jokes were funnier if they had the word Guam in them.
I’m obviously reminded of this today since current Guam references are very much not funny.
And I’m also amused by all the “where is Guam?” articles in the news. Some folks that know me well, know that I worked for Ringling Brothers on a Japan tour. We had about three weeks off while everything moved from Osaka to Tokyo, so the trumpet section (of which I was a part) took a vacation to Saipan.
No one in the U.S. has heard of Saipan, but it’s a popular Japanese tourist destination and it’s right by Guam. Being Americans we were a novelty and made friends with all the folks who worked there. And we literally had a pizza delivered from the Domino’s in Guam. It took more than 30 minutes (not official delivery, a guy had a boat and got it). I’m not a big Domino’s fan, but after months of no true American pizza, it was awesome.
Saipan was awesome too. Crazy gorgeous.
Hopefully the Guam Domino’s will be OK…
I didn’t realize how long it had been since my last blog post. I don’t want to post about politics and these days it seems hard to avoid, hence my absence.
And I’m about to go on our regular Cape Cod vacation. It will look a lot like any one of these posts:
Or you can just do a Google image search on “skaket beach“
This post is only funny in context. Not true actually, it’s funny to me all the time. But for context, here’s 70 things Millennials have killed. I like the picture at the top and the caption (A millennial plotting to destroy the auto industry) because that is obviously Brooklyn.
I actually found those two links by reading I am sorry for killing everything: A millennial’s confession.
I enjoy crossword puzzles but I’m not great at them (I recall my grandmother doing them in ink). I tried some free apps that were largely lame, so a couple months ago I started paying for the NY Times crossword app. You do get what you pay for.
I was doing today’s puzzle (Monday is super easy, it then gets harder all week). After whipping through the across clues, it really seemed like a down answer was Sheboygan. Really? Who knows Sheboygan? Great brats, but in the NY Times?
Sure enough, the clue was Wisconsin city on Lake Michigan.
I think the clue should have referenced bratwurst…
In an attempt to move things along (see previous post), Elon Musk tweeted this:
Our local prosecutor, Preet Bharara (you may have heard of him – US Attorney, prosecuted public officials on both sides, fired by Trump) tweeted this:
Elon Musk is claiming that he has “verbal approval” to build a hyperloop from NYC to DC (with stops in Philly and Baltimore). That would be super cool and I totally hope they try. His new “Boring Company” designed to bore tunnels would do the tunneling part.
Just call me a tiny bit skeptical on the “verbal approval” part.
I’m a big Elon Musk fan and I’d love to get to DC in 29 minutes (I don’t even like DC that much, but damn). I just suspect he’s underestimating the challenges of digging a tunnel across several states.